So I spent the last few weeks watching Fullmetal Alchemist and, despite repeated warnings, decided to subject myself to the movie.
It's kind of hard to describe the feeling you get when you watch Conqueror of Shamballa,
but for lack of a better description, it's like taking the feeling you get when you watch the last ten episodes of FMA, multiplying it by a billion, sticking it in a blender, and pouring it back into your head. Yeah. It's that
drugtrippy. And the ending's not that great.
So, in typical Ireny fashion, I decided to mock it. Be warned, the below parody is almost thirty pages long in MS Word and contains MASSIVE DOOMFUL SPOILERS for both the FMA series and the movie. I had to split it into two parts, because it wouldn't fit. >.>
(I also apologize if my icon is a spoiler. ;_; I couldn't resist.)