The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!
Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."
Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).
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Heh, no surprise there. Also no surprise that my second-highest score was Slytherin. xD
(I always did wonder why Cho Chang was in Ravenclaw. You'd think her parents would be all "AI-YAAAAH WHY YOU GOING OUT WITH THAT HALLY POTTER BOY, YOU NEED TO STUDYING." And they'd be right.)
I could say something insightful about this. Something about, I don't know, the fact that this is, in all likelihood, a silly rumor, because I've been unable to find any other articles on the subject. I could say something cynical about inevitability and franchises and bizarre money-making schemes. I could complain about how they plan to fit all seven books into one musical, and how it will never work.
But I won't, because I can't get the mental image of the Order of the Phoenix in A Chorus Line costumes out of my head.
You know, the ones they're wearing in "One."
I say this because "One" is the only song in A Chorus Line I have ever seen performed.
(It would give the line "You know you'll never be lonely with you-know-who" an entirely new meaning.)
I will stop now.
Today, I waited by the pharmacy for the lady's prescription to get filled, I heard the unmistakable sound of "Do You Hear The People Sing?" floating around the corner.
The lady was very perplexed at the big, stupid grin that immediately spread across my face.
And I suppose I won't be able to get away with putting absolutely nothing up about Deathly Hallows, so this is all I have to say.
"What are you doing?" asked a bushy-haired girl suspiciously. "Everybody knows you can't apparate inside Hogwarts." She held her wand at ready.
"I didn't apparate, Hermione," I said. "I read in. I'm an Outlander."
"Oh, well, that's different then," she said, tucking her wand back into the sleeve of her robe. "Can't be too careful, though, especially after what's happened."
Who Shot JKR?, by ghettopeach.
In which J.K. Rowling gets shot before she finishes the seventh book and Thursday Next must deal with the ensuing chaos.
READ IT. IT IS GENIUS. IT WILL (MAYBE) TIDE YOU OVER UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT IF YOU ARE A RABID HP FAN.
...OF COURSE, A BASIC KNOWLEDGE OF THE THURSDAY NEXT SERIES WILL DEFINITELY HELP.
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Moaning Myrtle kills the Royal Family and takes over the UK with the flying Ford Anglia
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I can't go to the orchestra concert and they're playing LotR and I can't go to the orchestra concert and what's more they're playing Minas Tirith and I can't go to the orchestra concert because I have to study.
And they're playing Minas Tirith.
On a considerably lighter note, today's lunch was possibly the best evar. This girl brought her ferrets to school - I have no idea why, it might've been for BoZo or something similar - but they were ferrets and she let them out and we passed them around and cuddled them and eeeeeeeee. *melts* Not even my idiotic English class could get my mood down after that. Because. HYPER FERRETS.
Also, we were talking about Harry Potter at lunch, and the following conversation ensued:
I've always wondered why Potions was taught in the dungeons. It's unsanitary, and if there were fumes, they'd just block up the entire -
That's easy. It makes it easier to hide the bodies of students who accidentally inhale the fumes in question.
- Potions should be taught in a clean learning environment, not some -
Ohgod I just had the mental image of Mr. Case teaching Potions.
CAROLINE, KEVIN, ANGELA, JOE, MARIA
Whaaaat aaaare you dooooing, Potteeeeer? I toooold you not to take any deeeeep snoooorts. Fiiiive pooooints from Gryyyyffindooooor.
On a related note, apparently some students at school got permission from Corradetti to form a Harry Potter Club. I wonder if, given enough support, I could start a Tolkien Club...?