"...I Am Legend
?" -Angela, asking some question or other
"What? I Am Lenin
"...in Soviet Russia, brains eat YOU!" -Ireny
So yeah. Book of Secrets
was, as expected, ridiculous. It was so ridiculous it was hysterical (some obscure ancestor of mine was allegedly involved in the Lincoln assassination! CLEARLY WE MUST GO ON A TREASURE HUNT, ALTHOUGH HOW THIS WILL CLEAR HIS NAME ESCAPES ME ENTIRELY). I don't think five minutes went by during that movie without me finding something funny about it. And the history - or should I say the lack thereof - would have hurt my soul so much if I weren't already laughing. I really don't want to go into detail because I would still be sitting here next week, but...yeah. It's great; if you need a laugh, or if you're desperate enough (like me) to sit through a two-hour movie just to see approximately five seconds of men in Union uniforms at the very beginning, go see it.
was right, the best part was definitely the random French cops on bikes - mostly because...yeah. Artbunnies there. And Helen Mirren was also great. BEN'S MUM IS THE QUEEN LOL.)